What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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After a few moments he returns.

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.